scavenging identities with magpie eyes

I think the average guy thinks they’re pro-woman, just because they think they’re a nice guy and someone has told them that they’re awesome. But the truth is far from it. Unless you are actively, consciously working against the gravitational pull of the culture, you will predictably, thematically, create these sort of fucked-up representations.

— Junot Diaz (via luciaferr)

my mind is LITERALLY (literally?  lit-rally) unable to comprehend who in the hell goes on okc and answers “no” to “is foreplay necessary for good sex”.  how do you FAIL that one.  i mean it’s worse than the people who fail “which is bigger (the moon or the sun)”.  

but then 2 questions later it was obvious what kind of person fails that one.  the “can overweight people still be sexy” (no) type.  

does this guy EVER get laid?  i mean more than once.  



sorry this is so belaboured, but i wanted to make this guy admit he was worried about getting thrown in jail after having sex with me

men who eagerly wait for young girls to turn 18 so they can legally have sex with them are in the running for creepiest people on the planet


I love seeing young girls standing up for themselves in ways I never knew I could until I was almost THIRTY.

I seirously just…wow. I’m in awe of young women today.

or you could do it my way and just start dating someone who was masturbating before you were born.  great life choice.